TattsLosers Stories – Wednesday Lotto, 1st Feb 2012
We’re all used to the “Winners Stories” on the Tattersalls homepage, right? Those hope-filling stories about all those lucky winners. Well, here at TattsLosers, we’re about covering the other 95-99% of stories out there which Tatts refuses to publish on their site. The everyday losers stories.
Here’s my take, in true Tattersalls style:
A Melbourne man woke up this morning to an amazingly awful start to February when he discovered he’d won no division in Wednesday’s Tattslotto draw. “I spent $89.30 on tickets and didn’t win a damn thing” the man said. “I play every single Tatts draw and it’s pretty much constantly the same. Buying Tattersalls lottery tickets is like repeatedly dropping a bar of soap in a prison communal shower”.